I am Saussure that semiotic theory is useless


oh my god i just murdered two ants in my kitchen what if there are more


i’d like to think that my quirky habits like habitually cleaning while listening to loud mainstream country music and hanging my washing to dry all over the living room rather than using the dryer are endearing but they are probably not

in other news, my pumpkin pajama shorts are almost seasonally appropriate (i sleep in them year-round because i am the absolute weirdest)

(i still kant finish all my reading tonight)


just realized i have to read like 60 pages of kant in addition to all the other reading i haven’t done yet

(i kant do this without a gallon of coffee)


tomorrow i am going to leave my house at 9 am and won’t get to come home until 9 pm omg 

solution: brownies for dinner


(via zacheryabels)



wagesoffear:

Green-Wood Cemetery 304

wagesoffear:

Green-Wood Cemetery 304

(via dansemacabre-)



dead-sounds:

burnt the roof of my mouth that’s it i am going to bed early tonight

you know what’s painful? drinking sour lemonade after you burn the roof of your mouth

(i never learn)


burnt the roof of my mouth that’s it i am going to bed early tonight


ikea is the best place ever and if you disagree sorry but you’re wrong :(


activity feed looking a lot like my life

activity feed looking a lot like my life



there isn’t enough sweet tea in the universe to get me through this summer.