Q
where do i apply to be your personal slave
Anonymous
A

iwannadojessicasdishes@aol.com


epicuriouslouisville:

Have you guys ever done the Bambi Walk?
Here’s Swig’s definitive guide. 
Happy drinking!

someone do this with me so i can get through thanksgiving break 2k14

epicuriouslouisville:

Have you guys ever done the Bambi Walk?

Here’s Swig’s definitive guide. 

Happy drinking!

someone do this with me so i can get through thanksgiving break 2k14


i’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
ancient proverb

(via marinashutup)


Wait until
a year from now
where you say,
‘Holy fuck,
I can’t believe I was going to kill myself before I etcetera’d…
before I went skinny dipping in Tennessee,
made my own IPA,
tried out for a game show,
rode a camel drunk,
skydived alone,
learned to waltz with clumsy old people,
photographed electric jellyfish,
built a sailboat from trash,
taught someone how to read,
etc. etc. etc.’

The red washing
down the bathtub
can’t change the color of the sea
at all.
Derrick Brown, “Instead of Killing Yourself” (via larmoyante)

(via presidentbillclinton)


all i want 4 xmas is a nap


grad school food pyramid: coffee, as many servings as possible; snacks, as many as necessary to get through a day without a proper meal; free food, eat whenever possible; frozen pizza, a few servings a week; regular pizza, eat on weekends only; chocolate, an acceptable meal; beer, it’s basically bread and bread is a meal…right? right?!


you know you’re at midwestern party school when you can hear an old white guy talking about jesus and loud top 40 dance music at the same time




It took a special kind of guts to be a fuck up as a woman, I thought. To say to hell with being the nice girl, the responsible one, the one who makes sure the man takes care of himself and eats properly and doesn’t take too many drugs. To be just as nihilistic and self-destructive as a man, knowing all along that you’ll get crucified for it, because somehow, the world will make everything your fault. He’ll be a martyr, and you’ll be a succubus. He’ll be a genius and you’ll be a groupie, He’ll be a hero, and you’ll be an ugly fat crack whore who deserves to die.
Courtney Love (via fckrt)

(via epsilina)


Easy Money
Johnny Marr

Easy Money - Johnny Marr

wow who knew johnny marr could make such catchy music


John, I'm Only Dancing
David Bowie
The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust And The Spiders From Mars

happy saturday, y’all! (great mystery of life: whyyyy is there a part 2 david bowie whyyyyyy)